…don’t you grumble about the crap atmosphere, the abandonment of all United’s footballing traditions, the constantly inexplicable team selections. Just pay for your overpriced ticket, eat your expensive hotdog, snooze through the crap match and then thank your lucky fucking stars you were privileged enough to be there to see Sir Alex Sexton™ and the ever popular Carlos Quieroz in action. Don’t like it? Well you are stupid, so fuck off and watch Chelsea. United will sell out whatever they do and however much they charge, we have £50m fans don’t you know?
Carlos leaves us in no doubt as to how much our opinions matter, "Football is a game of opinions, we do not play with one up front, nor two but with three. People have been crying out for us to use a 4-4-2 formation and in the Blackburn game we played with a 4-4-2 system for the first time and lost! We tried out the system that the fans had been demanding ... and we lose. That is why football is a game in which imagination and, on many occasions, stupidity, have no limits."
And Arsene Wenger comes to praise Fergie, not to bury him, "I am not his best friend. But I found that really appalling. Of course we, like the players, are only as good as our last game. But, considering what this guy has done for the club, I find it horrendous, nearly unbelievable."