WHAT A BARGAIN!

The official site patronisingly informs Reds “who struggle to get tickets for Old Trafford” that they “now have a golden opportunity”. With no hint of a discount on the outrageous £34 prices is it any wonder tickets remain?

Around 15,000 tickets are on sale to the general public for next Wednesday's home match against Dinamo Bucharest. Membership is not required - literally any fan can purchase a ticket and cheer on the Reds in a crucial European game. Fans can book their seats on a best available basis by one of the following means:

Internet - click on the official site to apply online; fans who do this will receive 24-hour advance notice by email should tickets for a future European match go on open sale

Person - simply visit the Ticket Office at Old Trafford on weekdays between 9am - 5pm

Post - send a letter stating your ticket requirements, enclosing an open cheque payable to MUFC or a valid debit/credit card number and first class stamped addressed envelope

Telephone - call the MUFC Ticket Order Line on 0870 442 1999 on weekdays between 9am - 5pm

The following ticket prices are for adults. Tickets for under 16s / over 65s are half the listed price.

£34 North and South Stands Upper and Lower
£32 North Stand 2nd Tier
£30 North East / West Quadrants Upper and Lower
£30 East Stand Upper
£30 East and West Stand 2nd Tier
£30 Family Stand
£28 North Stand 3rd Tier

Season Ticket Holders, League Match Ticket Book Holders and Members can gain their usual discount on production of their book and/or membership card.