WANT A BARGAIN?

Then get yourself down to the Sarf of France this summer because all the stuff they don’t want from their new chateau is being flogged off at a local market auction.

The lady who sold the Beckhams the £1.5million home in Bergamon has only taken 12 items and told the Beckhams to keep the rest.

But Victoria doesn’t like the cast-offs and, instead of dumping them, has taken a cue from Only Fools And Horses and had them taken away to be auctioned.

The items include a teak garden table and chairs, a wardrobe with Renaissance-style paintings on its doors, hundreds of terracotta tiles ripped off floors and orange and yellow kitchen units.Plus there’s a cooker, glass patio doors, yellow marble bathroom fittings, heavy yellow and green curtains and two dozen olive green Provencale pots.

The Beckhams hope to be using the holiday home by the end of the summer and plan to have the place fully redecorated by then.