The PR company behind the latest new kit have released pictures of what it may look like, along with the following vomit-inducing blurb.
"The new Manchester United home kit has been designed by Nike to recognise the club's glorious history at Old Trafford in the ground's centenary year and features several design cues that pay homage to the side that first played at the Theatre of Dreams.
"The kit will be revealed in its full glory on July 1st."