'Becks has a PC in his room at England's base camp in Awaji Island, off the Japanese coast,' the Sun reports breathlessly.
'A source close to Posh and Becks said: "Before David flew out to the World Cup he didn't have a clue how to use the Internet and had never sent an e-mail in his life. But there isn't much to do between matches and he can't go out because he gets mobbed, so he gave it a go."
"Now he's hooked on it and has spent hours sending messages back home and shopping online. As well as e-mailing Victoria, he has also been messaging his friends and family back in the UK. I would hate to see his hotel room phone bill at the end of his stay. Then again, if he scores another penalty, I don't think the FA will mind."
It is not known what shopping-mad Becks has bought on his computer but he will no doubt have splashed out on a number of high-tech gadgets for the couple's £2million mansion.'
TODAY'S SILLY BECKS STORY
So long as he ain't 'splashing out' on that keyboard eh Vicky? Phnarr Phnarr