THE MOST BORING MAN IN JOURNALISM

Last updated : 09 March 2006 By Editor

City fan Simon Hattenstone’s latest effort in the Guardian take dullness to a new extreme. Should you ever suffer from insomnia simply do a search for his articles at www.guardian.co.uk and you’ll be well away in no time. The only interesting thing about his writing is the amount of times his latent homo-eroticism screams at you from the page.

Check it out. Seriously, you’ll hate us for it. It’s kind of addictive in a “how bad has it got this week?” way. This from his offering on Jeff Stelling (yawn):

And he moved seamlessly into an exchange with pundit/former footballer Charlie that was pure Eric and Ernie.

Charlie: "Jeff I'm not exaggerating it could have been 10-0."

Jeff: "Ah go on, you're exaggerating. Hahaha!"

Charlie: "I'm not exaggerating."

Jeff: "You're exaggerating!"

Charlie: "I've told you a million times, I don't exaggerate."

Jeff: "Ahahahaha!"

Perhaps you had to be there.

[I’m sure you did Simon, I’m sure you did]