TALKS LIKE A LIAR

Last updated : 28 January 2005 By Editor

More from Oliver Holt this time on Peter Schmeichel's outstanding ability to talk shit.

Is it just me or has Peter Schmeichel usurped Garth Crooks as the most irritating component of the BBC's otherwise excellent football coverage?

His amateur sleuth routine on Match of the Day as he reveals some blindingly obvious part of the game he thinks we've missed has become particularly tiresome.

He may have been a great goalkeeper but as a television analyst, he's so wooden I'd rather watch a plank of Danish pine than listen to his babbling inanities.