TABLOID ROUND UP

Last updated : 18 April 2004 By Editor

The Mail on Sunday claim that SAF and Keano are to have a showdown after RK decided to resume his Ireland career.

According to the Sunday Mirror, SAF is ready to offer the Merseyside club £20 million plus Diego Forlan and Nicky Butt to Everton for Wayne Rooney.

Sky say that "Manchester United have joined the chase for Parma starlet Alberto Gilardino." What we do know is that Parma have huge financial difficulties and may be forced to sell a load of their players on the cheap, a la Leeds. You may remember from Friday's R.I. news that Fergie is supposed to be watching Matteo Ferrari today against Juve.

The NOTW have an interview with Martin Keown who appears to take himself far too seriously and claims that "United fans hate me with a passion"

The People say that The Liar will go to Chelsea in the summer for £50million. The Mirror, The People's stable-mate say that he is staying at Real 'to scupper' Chelsea's £30million bid". Hymn sheets, act together, what the other hand's doing etc and any other cliches spring to mind. Another classy paper,the NOTW, by the way, have another 7 pages on him today. The People also has its any 'world exclusives' regarding his provate life.

The NOTW say that Kenny Dalglish is likely to be The Dirties' next manager.

David James is worried about the prospect of being relegated twice in two years. Go on Dave, you can do it.