From the Sun:
Wayne Rooney is to be coached by the Catholic Church — so he doesn't foul up when he weds Coleen. He plans to attend Mass regularly with his fiancée and have lessons on what to do on their big day.
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A friend said: "Coleen wants the full Catholic church wedding, but Wayne isn't the greatest churchgoer.
"So she's told him they'll have to have lessons and go to church regularly. He's broken nearly every rule in the good book but the Lord is quite forgiving — and so is Coleen."
Hot-head Wayne, 21, and Coleen McLoughlin, 20 — who plan to marry next year after a three-year engagement — were confirmed in the faith as kids.