PREENING PRIMADONNAS

Last updated : 24 December 2002 By editor

Big Mouth mails in:

‘Clearly the solarium at Becks' Cheshire palace, mucho advertised in the tabs two months back, isn’t working yet. David has been turning up for ''very regular''

sunning sessions at the swanky salon in salubrious Poynton, a few minutes'

drive from his northern mansion. (a girl-spy was in there with him yesterday).

perhaps he's just glad to get out of the house. Pity he doesn't get a haircut whilst he's there...

DIEGO FORLAN - the hitherto lady-pleasing hairbanded striker - has clearly

let a few goals go to his head. he booked a hair pampering session at the

Terence Paul salon on Wilmslow Road, Didsbury two weeks ago, but turned up

on the appointed hour at the wrong branch - the one on Water Lane, Wilmslow, 25

minutes' drive away. [Perhaps the poor Uruguayan misunderstood our

road-naming system? anyhoo....]

Much foot stamping ensued, which resulted in a harassed staff giving into

his demands for instant attention nonetheless. One of my spies was in there

at the time and heard a staffer mutter ''what an a**ehole'' as he swanned

out of the busy salon afterwards.’