OH DEAR

United’s sole creative player is out for another month meaning yet more of that floppy haired tw*t.

Paul Scholes will be out for up to four weeks after undergoing surgery today on his troublesome groin problem.

The Manchester United midfielder had an operation this morning on both groins but the condition is not a hernia.

A club spokesman said: "Paul Scholes' groin problem has re-occurred and he has had to have surgery this morning to both groins. He is likely to be out for three to four weeks."

Scholes was plagued by the problem earlier this season and thought he had got over it but it has flared up again.