NEW RED ISSUE OUT LAST SATURDAY

A very good interview with Rio, a stinging editorial about the absolute shambles that was the Jaap Stam affair and an excellent four page 'our home is your home.' There is much more besides - you'd be crazy to miss it. How crazy is for the courts to decide.

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