Owen - AWOL
Gerrard - brilliant pass to Henry
Calamity - what a tackle
Heskey - useless lump
Still don't suppose we will see any effigies hanging from lampposts will we?
Meanwhile The Sun's Shaun Custis gets his wires crossed:
'This was the cruellest finish of all and Manchester United fans now know how Bayern Munich felt in Barcelona back in 1999.'
That is of course only those United fans who care about the fate of the national team the rest of you will have to wait until such a finale trips up the United.