FERGIE'S UNINTELLIGIBLE

Last updated : 26 October 2005 By Editor

Alex Ferguson has had to send back his flash new Audi after the ‘£80,000 supercar’ found it difficult to understand his Glaswegian accent. The car’s voice recognition system failed to respond to commands and has apparently been returned to the manufacturer.

A Daily Star source claims:

“Sir Alex was always moaning that he couldn't get the car to do what he wanted. When he did try to talk to it the car just wouldn't listen. When this kind of situation arises with a player, a swift transfer usually follows.”

Could he not get Queirozzz to issue the commands for him?