FERGIE: I'D SHOOT WENGER AND POSH

Sir Alex Ferguson has admitted he’d like to SHOOT arch rival Arsene Wenger — and Posh Spice. The Man Utd boss made the jokey public confession when posed the question: “You have one bullet. Who gets it, Wenger or Posh?”

Fergie, 62, paused for thought before cheekily replying: “Come on, can I not have TWO bullets?”

His admission, at a charity dinner in Mere, Cheshire, came before Utd beat Wenger’s Arsenal last Sunday, when Fergie was pelted with food. One guest said: “No one knew whether he was serious or not, but the crowd loved it.”