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Last updated : 28 March 2004 By Editor

United are chasing 17-year-old Belgium right-back Anthony Vanden Borre, reports the Daily Star Sunday. Wenger is keen too.

The People swoop with another temendous display of cutting edge journalism. They claim that Jordan is cheating on Peter Andre with her 'old flame and soccer hero' Dwight Yorke.

The Madrid Liar and his bint wife gave a swanky £6,000 watch to son Brooklyn according to The People.

Ananova report that DB07 or 23 or whatever has not been invited to RVN's summer wedding in Holland. They reason that RVN wants to avoid the usual wedding fight by not having SAF and DB in the same room. FBKT?