F*CKIN WOMEN

Last updated : 14 July 2004 By Editor

Mr Spleen wings in to RI Towers:

Can you believe this bullshit in the Sun?

Women's top fantasy date has been revealed - Wayne Rooney. The 18-year-old soccer sensation was said to be "sexy" and "huggable" by girls who love his boy-next-door image.

He was No1 in Now magazine's list of Top 20 fantasy men - beating Prince Charles, President Bush and Pop Idol's Simon Cowell.

Rocker Prince was runner-up in the poll of 1,000 women - followed by chef Gordon Ramsay and pop star Daniel Bedingfield.

Of course if he was the 'boy-next-door' then they wouldn't look at him twice, instead thinking he was the little spawn of a rat that he is. Now he's got a few quid and a bit of fame they all want a piece of him….