The Divs have reached a preliminary agreement with Reggina to sign striker Rolando Bianchi for £8.8m.
Michael Owen has said he is more than happy to stay at Newcastle. Phew.
England will play Russia on a plastic pitch when the teams meet in Moscow in October.
David Beckham has been told he will play in central midfield for LA Galaxy.
The Mirror claims Djibril Cisse refused to sign for Bolton because they are a third-rate club.