* Jose Mourinho has pledged to become a much more mellow person this season and that Chelsea will play more attractive football. Looks like that power battle has come to an end, but for how long? Dun dun dun!!!!!!!!!!
* All round heterosexual Freddie Ljungberg has signed for West Ham.
* Arsenal's largest shareholder (his shareholding, not his waistline - although he maybe both, no-one has thought to check) has insisted that he won't sell his stake in the club. American businessman Stan Kroenke is thought to want to add to his 12.9% share in the club but Danny Fiszman is adamant that he won't sell his 24.11% holding.
* Thaksin Shinawatra, the former Prime Minister of Thailand, has gained total control of Manchester City according to his lawyer, who surely must have more important things to be working on. The splendidly named Noppadol Pattama claims that old blue eyes has now gained 75% control.