Cragnotti admits yesterday that the Utd target is 'in the market'.
Dodging the rotten tomatoes perhaps.
BISH-BOSH. NO MESSIN'
Cragnotti admits yesterday that the Utd target is 'in the market'.
Dodging the rotten tomatoes perhaps.
DARWINISM IN ACTION PART 98
Mirror: England fan Dan Mcgregor can't get st george cross off his
face cos he used GLOSS paint. He's from Bradford, of course.
face cos he used GLOSS paint. He's from Bradford, of course.
WE COULD HAVE BEEN PLAYING WIMBLEDON
...after rymans knock back. now it can be revealed that United were
once almost in same boat - this site's Redeye an others were plotting
for form a Real Man United run by reds and join the northern leagues
had Murdoch bid succeeded. True story.
once almost in same boat - this site's Redeye an others were plotting
for form a Real Man United run by reds and join the northern leagues
had Murdoch bid succeeded. True story.
PRESIDENT BECKHAM?
Dave comes 11th in a very large poll of the 'UK young' by the Face
inquiring into who we'd vote for as president. Ali G came 6th. Tony
Blair was runaway winner. Prob cos respondent fuckwits think he
already is Prez or King or summat.
inquiring into who we'd vote for as president. Ali G came 6th. Tony
Blair was runaway winner. Prob cos respondent fuckwits think he
already is Prez or King or summat.
ANOTHER RAT JOINS SINKING SHIP
Kelvin Keegan's signing of Marc-Vivien Foe on loan from Lyon. Foe...
is according to Keegan "very excited to be coming to Maine Road".
Erm, has he actually SEEN Maine Road, the poor sod?
is according to Keegan "very excited to be coming to Maine Road".
Erm, has he actually SEEN Maine Road, the poor sod?
SWEATY SPANISH BOSS HAS COMPETITION
Spain's sweat-monster - first spotted by this site - was given a run
for his money last week by mexico's man, prompting Right Guard to run
press competeitions with the two bosses facing each other in a
'sweat-off'. Will SGE take his jacket off and join in the tourney? We
hear the brazilian has good underarm action too. We'll keep you
posted. Even itv couldn't ignore Camancho, Peter Drury quipping that
he reminded him of Tony Blair!!
for his money last week by mexico's man, prompting Right Guard to run
press competeitions with the two bosses facing each other in a
'sweat-off'. Will SGE take his jacket off and join in the tourney? We
hear the brazilian has good underarm action too. We'll keep you
posted. Even itv couldn't ignore Camancho, Peter Drury quipping that
he reminded him of Tony Blair!!
JIBBER PANTS OUTRAGE
A jibber on a german train attacked Hectors who caught him in the
toilets by his underpants, which he managed to whip off whilst
struggling to resist apprehension. Officers were struck 'several
times by the pants' say reports.
toilets by his underpants, which he managed to whip off whilst
struggling to resist apprehension. Officers were struck 'several
times by the pants' say reports.
PAYOUT FOR 'HOOLIE'
Sun:
A POST clerk fired after being accused of being a soccer yob is set for £125,000 compensation. Mick Doherty, 34, and brother Tom, 25, were caught fighting at the UEFA Cup final in 2000.The Arsenal fans were pictured in skirmishes with Galatassaray supporters on the streets of Copenhagen. Mick and postman Tom were fired by Consignia, but an employment tribunal ruled their dismissal was unfair because of "procedural errors".Tom is seeking £125,000 compensation, but will be taken back by Consignia if it loses an appeal. But postal chiefs are refusing to take back Mick — and are offering him the £125,000 pay-off instead.The brothers' supporters claim the pair were protecting women and
children from Turkish fans.Their sackings sparked a walk-out by fellow workers in North London.
A POST clerk fired after being accused of being a soccer yob is set for £125,000 compensation. Mick Doherty, 34, and brother Tom, 25, were caught fighting at the UEFA Cup final in 2000.The Arsenal fans were pictured in skirmishes with Galatassaray supporters on the streets of Copenhagen. Mick and postman Tom were fired by Consignia, but an employment tribunal ruled their dismissal was unfair because of "procedural errors".Tom is seeking £125,000 compensation, but will be taken back by Consignia if it loses an appeal. But postal chiefs are refusing to take back Mick — and are offering him the £125,000 pay-off instead.The brothers' supporters claim the pair were protecting women and
children from Turkish fans.Their sackings sparked a walk-out by fellow workers in North London.