The Sun have produced the amazing revelation that David and
his wife have paid £5000 for a portrait of the pair of them
cuddling naked. The work was commissioned from German artist
Jochen Allardice-Grein
He will alter it on the computer to make it unrecognisable
from the original.
Jochen, 35, said: “My work looks nothing like the
originals.”
How absolutely fascinating.